March 2012
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Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love.
– Washington Irving
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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most...
– Pam Brown
February 2012
Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I’m drunk.
– Helen Smith, Being Light
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get...
– Charles Bukowski
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
– Barney Stinson
She is no longer the beautiful woman she was. She sends photos of herself...
– Charles Bukowski, Love is a Dog from Hell
If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.
– John Green, Looking for Alaska
Sometimes, I get so consumed by depression that it is hard to believe that the...
– Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation
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The Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men...
It's not that I like being alone, it's just easier...